Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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