Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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