We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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