At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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