How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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