Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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