you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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