Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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