fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
