Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I need water and some morals
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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