Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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