i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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