Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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