I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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