Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Green mimosas i think yes
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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