I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Randomize
