I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think I am morally bankrupt
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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