i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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