After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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