dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
