whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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