i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
