...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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