i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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