she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I love having hate sex.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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