quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
