when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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