dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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