Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
