I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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