The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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