I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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