Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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