'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Never underestimate the power of titties
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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