Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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