Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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