you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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