Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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