I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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