look no pants
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We have so much sex to catch up on
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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