i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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