Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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