gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
