That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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