I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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