PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
They have beer where we have blood.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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