I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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