Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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