Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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