At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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